I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I love having hate sex.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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