Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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