First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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