I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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