I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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