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(609): View more from New Jersey

People in love make me want to vomit

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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops

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(716): View more from New York

He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."

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(240): View more from Maryland

Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here

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(858): View more from California

Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.

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(425): View more from Washington

I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body

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(813): View more from Florida

All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.

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