isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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