You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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