While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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