He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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