Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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