Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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