HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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