I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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