Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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