you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He had one of those small greek statue penises
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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