Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you still have your period?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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