your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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