Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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