You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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