oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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