Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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