She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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