I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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