My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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