So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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