The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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