whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You can make out without kissing
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