found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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