im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
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Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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