Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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