Walk of Shame. In a state park.
love makes seman taste better
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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