So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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