In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I want to fling myself into the sun
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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