Do vagina's smell?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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