were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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