Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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