I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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