She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I am one with the molecules
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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