I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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