im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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