my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
