I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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