that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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