i already hear my dad disowning me
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
