try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
There's even glitter on my cock...
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