Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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