why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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