yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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