if only i could text you this smell
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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