Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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