he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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