I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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