Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There r osticjed everywhere
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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