Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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