I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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