During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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