I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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