Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
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I seem to have left my pride at pride
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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