dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
